ask me .
1. WHAT IS THE MEANING OF LIFE? shit all, plus some shoes
2. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED? a week ago, around.
3. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? no, it’s ugly
4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE LUNCH MEAT? honey leg ham
5. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE VEGETABLE? cucumber. obviously because it’s long and phallic.
6. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? no. thanks.
7. IF YOU COULD BE ANYONE ELSE, WHO WOULD YOU BE? god. not available? ok umm… someone pretty
8. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE? their face.
9. WHAT ATTRACTS YOU TO PEOPLE? their creativity
10. WHAT TURNS YOU OFF? vanity, extreme conceit, stupidity
11. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF? only my converses
12. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG? oh yeah. massive guns right there baby.
13. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? no. fuck. i thought about that before i went to bed once and couldn’t fall asleep. actually i think that was sky diving. same concept.
14. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE FOOD? i eat anything and everything. except for capsicum and bittermelon.
15. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE ICE CREAM? mint choc chip. unbeatable.
16. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVOURITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF? my inability to persevere
17. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? cars on the highway
18. WHAT IS THE LAST THING YOU SPENT MONEY ON? junk food. before that, some boots. before that, a jacket.
19. WHAT COLOUR PANTS AND SOCKS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING? uh. none of the above. (i’m in bed okay)
20. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? sweet chilli and sour cream rice crackers
21. IF YOU COULD LIVE ANYWHERE, WHERE WOULD IT BE? singapore. or glebe.
22. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOUR WOULD YOU BE? yellow. and by yellow i mean black.
23. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU SPOKE TO IN PERSON? my dad
24. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU SPOKE TO ON THE PHONE? philip
25. WHO DO YOU LOVE THE MOST? i could go on a very big rant about this question, but i won’t. so philip.
26. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST? haily
27. WHO IS YOUR BEST FRIEND? haven’t hired one yet
28. WHO IS THE MOST ATTRACTIVE PERSON YOU KNOW? uh. nora, i think. wait. um. taylor? um. someone like that
29. WHO DO YOU LOOK UP TO THE MOST? mmmmmm… that’s tough. no clue
30. WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON T.V. LAST NIGHT? i don’t watch tv
31. FAVORITE SPORTS TO WATCH? soccer, but gave up after last world cup
32. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED? batman, the dark knight
33. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW? i’m not, unless you count the maths textbooks i have
34. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS? neither. insightful, thanks
35. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? nah 20/20 mate
36. DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT? yeah. sleeping.
37. WHAT DO PEOPLE COMMEND YOU FOR? er… being thin. =|
38. SUMMER OR WINTER? summer
39. HUGS OR KISSES? hugs
40. LEFTIE OR RIGHTY? righty
41. CATS OR DOGS? dogs, by a mile
42. DO YOU HAVE ANY PETS? we have a lot of fish
43. WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? what mouse pad
44. WHAT ARE YOU ADDICTED TO? life. unfortunately.
45. WHAT IS THE FURTHEST YOU HAVE BEEN FROM HOME? shanghai, or some chinese city further than shanghai
46. WHAT ARE YOU SCARED OF MOST? umm. apart from unsecured heights, probably people in general
47. WHAT IS THE NICEST THING YOU HAVE EVER DONE FOR SOMEONE? wake up early
48. WHAT DO YOU SEE IN YOUR FUTURE? lots of asphalt, concrete buildings, uber technology and rich men
49. WHAT DO YOU BELIEVE IN? nothing. nothing is worth believing in
50. DID YOU ENJOY THIS QUIZ? …course