now hiring .

soundtrack: nothing distinct // thoughts: of wants and needs

i’m hiring a best friend. because i’ve realised that i haven’t had one for a while. like since year two when we went around saying “can i have a chip, i’ll be your best friend.”

so my requirements are as follows:

# interesting to talk to, never runs out of things to say, interested in profound discussion

# will talk to me until 7am because i need it

# will share chips with me (and anything else they have to share)

# enjoys my kind of music, or good music that i can learn to like (this cuts out trance lovers among other things)

# understands what i’m trying to say even when i have trouble saying it

# maths ability is a bonus

so if you have any or all of these qualities call me. wages are negotiable.

and don’t tell me you don’t exist. i know you do. just like the perfect guy. he’s somewhere… somewhere…

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    • Dean
    • July 9th, 2008

    “# enjoys my kind of music, or good music that i can learn to like (this cuts out trance lovers among other things)” HAHAHAHAHAH poor peter. Cut already.

    Ill try not to sound big headed and say i satisfy all at least 4 of those. Let’s talk wages? =]

    • Garmon
    • July 10th, 2008

    when you get what you want, it’s not worth keeping.
    =]

    i have maths ability except its more of a disability

    and for the last time, Wesley is not the perfect name.

    And can i say one thing. the reason you said perfect guy is because only guys visit this blog and you want a guy to become your best friend. That shit doesn’t work!! trust me, i know. You can try…and fail…or maybe eventually get to love them…or maybe eventually dont.

    Well all I can say is good luck.

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