now hiring .
soundtrack: nothing distinct // thoughts: of wants and needs
i’m hiring a best friend. because i’ve realised that i haven’t had one for a while. like since year two when we went around saying “can i have a chip, i’ll be your best friend.”
so my requirements are as follows:
# interesting to talk to, never runs out of things to say, interested in profound discussion
# will talk to me until 7am because i need it
# will share chips with me (and anything else they have to share)
# enjoys my kind of music, or good music that i can learn to like (this cuts out trance lovers among other things)
# understands what i’m trying to say even when i have trouble saying it
# maths ability is a bonus
so if you have any or all of these qualities call me. wages are negotiable.
and don’t tell me you don’t exist. i know you do. just like the perfect guy. he’s somewhere… somewhere…