just kidding .

on the train home today i read about how kyle got taken off air because he made a racist and fatist joke at the same time. on the radio. naturally i was appauled.

i mean, get a fucking sense of humour, australia. the joke was hilarious. and i bet we wouldn’t be an obese country if we had some concentration camps. kyle is probably chuckling about it while trying to write his apology speech. 

i’ve never really been a fan of kyle, being the half assed arrogant bastard that he is. i’m not into guys that think they’re hot stuff, especially when they’re fat and hairy, but kyle, i have to admit, is a funny man. a funny man in a lot of trouble, it seems.

racing to the funny line .

once in a while i’ll lurk on the forums at explosm and read the interesting things that the outrageously funny people there have to say. that website is the main reason i laugh at retardedly funny and horrific things that disguise themselves as jokes and comics.

today i stumbled across a thread called “the best and worst jokes you’ve ever heard.” it started with bad chicken jokes, bad sex jokes and bad “a man walks into the bar” jokes. of course, due to the kind of posters and the kind of audience explosm attracts, it eventually moved on to dead babies, politically incorrect and racist jokes.

there were too many funny ones to mention, but that’s not the reason i’m blogging about this.

so what ; i`m a rock star .

i don’t really want to be a rock star, or a pop star, or any kind of crazy singing star with a bandwagon of groupies and sex scandals filed and kept away from the media. if i became famous, i’d like it to have something to do with literature or arts. i’d like to write books that are deemed classics, even though no one will understand a word in twenty years time. not that that’s very likely.

so i don’t know why sometimes, when i’m walking home late at night and it’s all quiet, i just feel an urge to start singing.

to be honest, i’m not a very good singer. if i were randomly singing on the street and you happened to walk past, you’d probably think “…what the fuck.”

squish .

it is the first day of winter today. oh dreaded, hated winter, why do you mock me so. soon the days will be swallowed by the nights, and life as we know it will discontinue due to the dread of stepping outside into the cold. sigh.

so on the train home today i sat next to a free newspaper the train stations in sydney’s cbd offer. usually i would miss out because i finish work so late, but today this discarded newspaper on my seat was just what i needed to keep me entertained.

i flipped to the overheard section first to laugh at the stupid things people have overheard others saying while in public. the stupidity of some of them are honestly appauling. but hilarious.

the olfactory .

i take back what i said when i professed my inability to believe in things. i have immersed myself in a new faith. i believe that one day, the majority of the world will follow my faith, and we will bring the world into the future, and a future where everyone will be purified of all their sins.

i believe that all people with body odour should be restricted from public transport. or at least put in the same compartment, away from the other people.

i haven’t decided what to call my religion yet; i mean, sure it’s not like christianity or buddhism since i can’t really name it after myself, and it’s not really a branch of anything so i can’t jehovas witness style it either.

hilarious .

soundtrack: nasari; from a distance // thoughts: of funny stuff

i think explosm has fucked up my sense of humour. like, a lot. i find a lot of retarded and disturbing things funny, and i’m not sure if this is a good thing. apart from reading the comics (the link is situated at the bottom right hand corner, above the garmons. proceed if you wish, but be aware that you may be offended or disgusted by its content. explosm humour takes a little getting used to) i also read the forums once in a while. and i have to say, they’re quite crude, rude, disturbing and sometimes offensive. but always incredibly hilarious.

presents .

soundtrack: a comforting buzz // thoughts: about tomorrow 

i came across a funny picture today and i shall attempt to upload it